A person I know very well called me last night. “I just got off the phone with Microsoft. They told me to click and enter this. It showed me a bunch of processes going on my computer that shouldn’t be.” “Wait, what?” I had to interrupt. “Ya, they called me and by doing these steps…
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Crazy
Two Newfies were sitting around talking one afternoon
by Roger Whitson •
Two Newfies were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while, as the two became increasingly drunk the first Newfie says to the second, ‘If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a…
Crazy
A Nun At Hooters
by Roger Whitson •
(Not my joke.) A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw…
Crazy
Irony
by admin •
Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.
Crazy
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes…
by admin •
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
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A bus is a vehicle…
by admin •
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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Some people hear voices…
by admin •
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
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Nostalgia…
by admin •
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
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To be sure of hitting the target…
by admin •
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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You’re never too old…
by admin •
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.