Two Newfies were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while, as the two became increasingly drunk the first Newfie says to the second, ‘If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you
was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?’
The second Newfie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, ‘Well, I don’t know about related, but it sure would make us even.’