I cut my drinking in half by eliminating the orange juice in these screwdrivers.
Month: May 2011
Observations
You know you’re getting old when…
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You know you’re getting old when the bank sends your free calendar one month at a time.
Observations
I’m not a vegetarian
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I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
Observations
I assume full responsibility for my actions
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I assume full responsibility for my actions. Except the ones that are someone else’s fault.
Observations
People who persevere are annoying
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People who persevere are annoying to the rest of us who’d rather quit and go drink.
Observations
Learning to live with my imperfections
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Learning to live with my imperfections is getting surprisingly easier now that I’ve met you.
Observations
My wife says I talk while I sleep.
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My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.