Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Month: February 2011
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Hospitality
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
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A diplomat is someone who can…
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A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist…
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
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The voices in my head may not be real…
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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
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You do not need a parachute to skydive…
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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A clear conscience…
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Behind every successful man is his woman…
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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Why do Americans choose…
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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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Women will never be equal to men…
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.